We finally got some balls
Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees’ Testicles
WASHINGTON, DC—Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White
House policy on suspected terrorists, the Senate passed a bill Thursday
that prohibits interrogators from exceeding 100 amps per testicle when
questioning detainees. “Even in times of war, it counterproductive and
wrong to employ certain inhumane interrogation techniques, and using
three-digit amperage levels on the testicles of captives constitutes
torture,” said Sen. John Warner (R-VA), who has also supported reducing
the size of attack dogs and the height of nude pyramids. “Using
amperages of 99 and lower, with approved surge protectors on the
jumper-cable clamps, are the hallmarks of a civilized society.” The
legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected
terrorists’ labia.
Sounds good to me!
