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Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees’ Testicles
WASHINGTON, DC—Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White
House policy on suspected terrorists, the Senate passed a bill Thursday
that prohibits interrogators from exceeding 100 amps per testicle when
questioning detainees. “Even in times of war, it counterproductive and
wrong to employ certain inhumane interrogation techniques, and using
three-digit amperage levels on the testicles of captives constitutes
torture,” said Sen. John Warner (R-VA), who has also supported reducing
the size of attack dogs and the height of nude pyramids. “Using
amperages of 99 and lower, with approved surge protectors on the
jumper-cable clamps, are the hallmarks of a civilized society.” The
legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected
terrorists’ labia.
Sounds good to me!
My new car
I took a couple pictures of my car when I first got it a couple weeks ago. I just now got around to uploading them to flickr. You can still see my old car in the background with my roommate’s car. Its a 2000 Acura Integra GSR. I really like it and have had a really good time wiht it so far.
This is the kind of shit that happens where I live…
Rage over MySpace photo leads to arrest
MESA, Ariz. – A 22-year-old woman was arrested after authorities say she tried to hire someone to kill another woman whose photo appeared on her boyfriend’s MySpace.com Web page.
Heather Michelle Kane was booked Tuesday for investigation of conspiracy to commit murder, Mesa Detective Jerry Gissel said.
She was arrested after she met an undercover Mesa police detective at a grocery store, gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed, according to court records.
The records say Kane gave the undercover officer photographs taken from her boyfriend’s social networking Web page of the woman she wanted killed. She also requested a photo of the woman’s dead body.
It wasn’t clear if the boyfriend and the targeted woman were romantically involved, Gissel said.
WASHINGTON, DC—Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White